I was told that I am... In laymans terms.. The antichrist because I subject my daughter to homosexual and anti Christian ideology by allowing her to watch Barney. While this young woman educated me about the lack of Jesus in my child's life, I was thinking about Barney and the harms of this evil dinosaur. The best I could come up with was that Barney was not "the devil manifesting himself to our unprotected chillins" but simply a communist. That's right... We all know what you're hiding under those magnificent purple scales (dinosaurs have scales, right?) with your sharing, caring for your fellow humans, and communal toys... The hammer and sickle.
It's enough that Barney tells children that it's "not so tough to share your stuff" but he even has the nerve to suggest that children are "happy helpers" who need to be told how to aid in the greater good. I get it play date lady, imagination and love are not things to be teaching our young impressionable children. Play date lady even suggested shows that are more appropriate with a founder that has good Christian values... Mickey Mouse Club. Now don't get me wrong Disney is, as Baby Bop would say, the macaroni to my cheese, but aren't we going a little too far to say that Walt Disney had "Christian" values? You know with the antisemitism and all...
So yes, Barney may be a communist, but he's our communist. Mila claps along, dances, laughs, and even :gasp: shares her stuff! There are bigger fishes to fry than crazy play date lady and she's completely entitled to her insane and outdated opinion. Well take our children's television with a side of love, caring, and sharing.. How do you take yours?